Here, is where my review of the final book in the Colours of Madeline trilogy was supposed to go. However, as a recent influx in paid work (cheering) in a bookstore (cheering louder) has happened, I haven't had the chance to finish it yet. So there I was thinking; what other cool post could I do, and like Edison, (because that is who I'd be) I had a light bulb moment. And so here is my post, on how the series may have looked if It was me who found the letter from Elliot Baranski...
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Help, I'm being trapped against my will
The Farm, Australia, The World
Is that you Axel my gorgeous puppy trying to communicate with me?
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
No, this is Elliot Baranski... who is this? And why are you sticking notes in statues?
The Farm, Australia, The World
I'm Jemma (sometimes better known as Aussie Bookworm)... and statues? Dude, I found this jammed in between my meditation rocks!
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
I think that I understood one word in your entire letter there... Can I ask, Jemma, are you in the World?
The Farm, Australia, The World
Aren't you? ET? Is this you calling home again?
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Okay, just from your tone, and my lack of world studies participation, I am going to make an uninformed assumption that you are speaking sarcasm?
The Farm, Australia, The World
Why Elliot, sarcasm is the language of my people.
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
And who exactly, are your people?
The Farm, Australia, The World
The people of Oz (as in Australia). Also, can we just illustrate the fact that I have been receiving text-like messages from a rock? Is that you Dwayne? Seriously, I should dial the sarcasm down...
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Oh wow, Australia! It is summer every day there right?! Our seasons change nearly every second day, and the rest of the world has revolving ones. But am I right in remembering that Australia is the only land where it is summer all year round?!
The Farm, Australia, The World
...
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Hello?
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Jemma?
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Are you there?
The Farm, Australia, The World
Sorry, the number you're trying to call is unavailable. Please check the number and try again.
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Help, I'm being trapped against my will
The Farm, Australia, The World
Is that you Axel my gorgeous puppy trying to communicate with me?
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
No, this is Elliot Baranski... who is this? And why are you sticking notes in statues?
The Farm, Australia, The World
I'm Jemma (sometimes better known as Aussie Bookworm)... and statues? Dude, I found this jammed in between my meditation rocks!
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
I think that I understood one word in your entire letter there... Can I ask, Jemma, are you in the World?
The Farm, Australia, The World
Aren't you? ET? Is this you calling home again?
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Okay, just from your tone, and my lack of world studies participation, I am going to make an uninformed assumption that you are speaking sarcasm?
The Farm, Australia, The World
Why Elliot, sarcasm is the language of my people.
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
And who exactly, are your people?
The Farm, Australia, The World
The people of Oz (as in Australia). Also, can we just illustrate the fact that I have been receiving text-like messages from a rock? Is that you Dwayne? Seriously, I should dial the sarcasm down...
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Oh wow, Australia! It is summer every day there right?! Our seasons change nearly every second day, and the rest of the world has revolving ones. But am I right in remembering that Australia is the only land where it is summer all year round?!
The Farm, Australia, The World
...
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Hello?
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Jemma?
The Farms, The Kingdom of Cello
Are you there?
The Farm, Australia, The World
Sorry, the number you're trying to call is unavailable. Please check the number and try again.
